Tithing's over in Asia

"Squeeze my cheeks and I'll give you a kiss!"

So sweet to his sisters!

This boy has never been one to avoid using a word just because he doesn't know what it is or what it means.  My favorite thing is to hear him singing (at the top of his lungs) various songs he's overheard, as he interprets them.  (And he hears LOTS of songs around here, especially since Abe joined the Utah Children's Choir last year.)  Here are some of his (mis)interpretations:

"Nova, Nova, Tidings of Salvation"="Nova, Nova, tithing's over in Asia"

"As I sat on a sunny bank"="A slice was on a Johnny-bank"

"Won't we look purty in the ballroom"="Won't you put birdie in the ballroom"

Lettuce wraps="soda scraps"

My other favorite thing he's said lately?  The following:

Ky: (crying) I got hurt on my tail!

Me: Your tail?

Ky: (crying harder) Yes, and I don't even HAVE a tail!