"Please bless the missionaries so they can go into the doors and walk around in the world . . ."
"I'm thankful that I got Brownie [his monkey] in heaven a long, long time ago from Heavenly Father before I was born . . . "
"I'm thankful that I got Brownie [his monkey] in heaven a long, long time ago from Heavenly Father before I was born . . . "
[After our Family Home Evening lesson about telling Heavenly Father things you are sorry for in your prayers]
Seb: "And I'm sorry that Abey hit me today . . . "
Abe: [hissing at him] "NO, Sebby, you're not supposed to say things I'M sorry for!!"
And while I'm thinking about it, here are a few other funny things the boys have said lately:
Seb: "I'm going to show Abey this roller coaster." [The roller coaster was himself.] "But don't hold its hand, Mommy. Because . . . it doesn't have a hand."
Abe, to me: "I guess you could just pump some milk for Ky to drink."
Seb: "Yeah, or you could just spray some out your belly-bean for him."
Seb: "What if traffic lights changed their minds instead of their colors?"
Abe: "Mommy, why does that sign say 'Worms for sale?' I can't think of a single reason why you'd want to buy worms."
Seb: [looking at his toenails]: "What are these? Not foot-nails . . . "
Seb: "Wrecking balls don't knock down cars; no, no!"
Me: "That's right, they only knock down buildings."
Abe: "Or sometimes they knock down houses, but they have to ask first."
Seb: [singing] "Monkey doesn't have hair . . . hmm-hmm-mm-hmm . . . he only has a head . . . huh-uh-uh-huh-huh . . ."
oh I miss kindergarteners and the things they say... oh i miss them. thanks for sharing your darling boys with me.
ReplyDeleteBelly-bean!!@!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE YOUR BOYS!! Can we play soon? Your house or mine?
ReplyDeletePlease let Abraham know that _I_ purchased worms for my worm bin (a special red kind, I guess). My family has also purchased worms for fishing before my grandpa bought this shocker gadget that we'd use in the ground. But, don't worry, we only did that when we couldn't find any in the garden.
ReplyDeletebest laugh of my day.
ReplyDeleteJacob's prayer the other night:
ReplyDelete"Please make me not have to wear a diaper to bed ANY MORE."
And then there was Cam's song:
ReplyDeleteI went awaaaaaaaay
I came baaaaaack -