Balance Sheet

Created:

1 tail for a monkey suit

2 dozen ghost cookies
1 newspaper article

2 "computer-berry-machines" made of pillows/tupperware

Destroyed:

1 jar of pureed butternut squash (dropped)

1 clear IKEA drinking glass (dropped)

2 light bulbs---energy-efficient, of course (dropped) (what is WRONG with me?)

1 wax ghost (arm bitten off)

2 dozen ghost cookies (does "eaten" count as destroyed?)

1 cardboard knight helmet (ripped while being fought over)

1 grocery store receipt (eaten)

1 lawnmower handle (hit with car)

NET NIELSON CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD: -2
(Needs improvement)