Created:1 tail for a monkey suit
2 dozen ghost cookies
1 newspaper article
1 newspaper article
2 "computer-berry-machines" made of pillows/tupperware
Destroyed:
1 jar of pureed butternut squash (dropped)
1 clear IKEA drinking glass (dropped)
2 light bulbs---energy-efficient, of course (dropped) (what is WRONG with me?)
1 wax ghost (arm bitten off)
2 dozen ghost cookies (does "eaten" count as destroyed?)
1 cardboard knight helmet (ripped while being fought over)
1 grocery store receipt (eaten)
1 lawnmower handle (hit with car)
NET NIELSON CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD: -2
(Needs improvement)
Created:
ReplyDelete3 adorable children
2 hilarious/uplifting/educational blogs
1 happy feeling in my bosom
NET NIELSON CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD: +4
The jello party was plusssss! 4000! so you've got a lot of leeway for a while.
ReplyDeleteAnd do you feel bad? Because I like to just blame all the bad happenings of the day on my children. I call it being blissfully negligent.
okay, I just made that all up.